lustsofajezebel:
LMAO something so wrong with this but I laughed so yep, I’m sharing with all my tumbl’loves
ashlystar:
These food items are doing some weird things…
(Source: elysium-fic)
"Today has been quite interesting. I spent the majority of my time on a massive coffee high and getting into anything and everything around the house with Little Man. We actually got a lot of cleaning done… and then messed it all up once we started making crafts :)I believe my day began to take a turn when I actually did make time to check everything on here and I happened to message one of the Taylor Swift blogs that I follow. She was my son’s first love (besides Mommy, DUH), and I’ve been a fan myself since 2006. The blog owner was taking requests for people to send her URLs and she’d give her opinion of the blog and if she follows or not, and if they follow her. No one had sent anything yet, so under Anon, I sent her mine. She said she refused to check out “blogs about porn” and doesn’t care for “that kind of material”. Then she said she was NOT following, but I was indeed following her. So… without being anon, I sent her another message and at first, told her she answered it maturely, seeing how she obviously didn’t like “porn blogs”. All she sent back was a short “ty”. Really? Maybe it was the immense amount of caffeine in my system, but I soon became defensive and decided to message her again. I asked her to simply remove the post I had sent, because I didn’t want her followers to be exposed to “that kind of material”. I knew they were peeking; I suddenly had 10 more people viewing my page. She said “um, it’s really no big deal”. And then I unfollowed her.So my thing at the moment is… why is it such a big deal that I have a blog that revolves around sex? How is it any different than the way they obsess over someone they will never come in physical contact with? Most of these girls are young; I’ll admit that. But I’m 25 years old, damnit. I’m a mother.
I. have. sex.Get over it, little children. I don’t ask that you follow me back. And I don’t hate on you for being overly-obsessive. So in all honestly, you have no right to degrade what I decide to post, either.Fuck. Dick. Pussy. Cock. Vagina. Penis. Anal. Doggy style.I’LL FUCK YOUR DICK, YOU LICK MY PUSSY WHILE ANOTHER DUDE’S COCK IS IN A BITCH’S PUSSY WHILE SHE’S SUCKING ANOTHER DUDE’S PENIS AND GETTING ANAL WHILE WE DOGGY STYLE OMG I FEEL BETTER SO THERE.Oh. And:"