Woof! Woof woof woof woof!
You know what they say about dogs who have small paws.
Damn boogeyman always messing up everything!
“It’s not a tenor!!!”
Just heh. That is all.
“Alright! Dang! It puts the lotion on its skin, see!?”
Forget band-aids for that butt scratch. Get yourself some of this!
“…and they’re like, it’s better than yours.”